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event schedule


Tricksy Hobbitses

Acro Workshop

Monday 2-4pm

Accrue a crew for acro! Whether you’ve never heard of acro or are a seasoned pro, come play & find a new appreciation for your own power. BYOMat.

Prancing Pony Pints

Monday 4-7pm

As Tree “Beerd” once said: “Sounds like Orc mischief to me!” Come and enjoy a special hobbit brew while answering a few Orcish mind puzzles.

Fearless Flow: Open Mic & Jam Sesh

Monday 5-7p

Share writing/music, jam with hobbits, or simply listen/be present.

Bring instruments, writing, anything!

We'll have mics, amps, guitars, drums, and a warm audience.



tuesday 12-2pm

Sip hobbit-made kombucha and explore the 7-stages of intimacy through inspired bonding games. Come with a partner, new friend, or solo.



Mystical UV Body Art

Tuesday 2-4pm

Adorn & be adorned with color and magic. Think mystical patterns, prints, geometry! Bring creativity. We'll provide UV body paint, brushes, and artsy hobbits.


Femme-Tastic Dance Workshop

weds 4-6pm

Choreo +  free movement.

Hip-hop/jazz meet the power of feminine energy.  No experience required. All bodies welcome.

Option to join a flash mob later!


Tension-Building Pre-Kissing Workshop

THURS 4-6pm

Focusing on the moments before a kiss, we’ll engage with eye contact, playfulness & vulnerability to find nuances in connection. Kissing not required.

Sing for the Shire


thurs 8-10pm

Singers, howlers, squawkers, and growlers: come KARAOKE with your furry-footed friends! Mics and instruments will be provided if you wanna get fancy.

Mordor Hau5 feat. Bacon

thurs 10pm-12am

Get down ‘n dirty with Orcs on a night dedicated to pork. Boogie to fire remixes (chopped, not slopped) that are sure to leave you hickory smokeddd.


Frodoian Dreams: Meditation & Sound Bath

SAT 4-5pm

Let yourself be taken on a quest to mental relaxation more enlightening than the path to the ring.

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